Every now and then I scan through my auto-spam folder and see what’s in there. Sometimes the subject lines are hilarious. Other times they teach you about new kinds of phishing attack that are being attempted.<\/p>\n
Mostly, they just say depressing things about what it is to be a human in the 21st century.<\/p>\n
All the following were yanked from spams I received in the last few weeks (I just did a subject line sort for what was left since the last mass-deletion). I have to say … the depressing, “makes you want to kill yourself if this is the kind of email you receive and respond to” ones have mostly disappeared, which is good. But the ones about MEGADICK that used to make me LOL have sadly faded away :(.<\/p>\n
Be a bedroom business master!
\nMake your hose’s radius great
\nFertilize your male tree
\nFrom now you don’t need a crane to lift your instrument up!
\nCome now, pay less!<\/p>\n
Your manhood will come back to you like a boomerang
\nLoad into her like a geyser!
\nWith a bigger tool you can break not only hearts but splits
\nHammer your pile in her
\nPills of lion stamina
\nMake her your rod’s slave
\nBest doping for night monster
\nReplace your pant snake with python!<\/p>\n
Your drawbolt will go deeper in
\nPound her, more and more
\nMake your love gun active and effective!
\nGood shells for your love gun
\nFind how to drill her better<\/p>\n
Your instrument is so tiny she barely finds it in bed?
\nYou have no stamina any more to satisfy your loved one
\nGreatness is measured by the size of your manhood
\nThis watch will add some elegance to your taste
\nLosing your popularity as a man?
\nGet a diploma for your career!
\nMasters degree with no efforts
\nShow your girlfriend that there can still be a lot of flame in your bed
\nFeeling unneeded in bed?
\nWhat does a frog want with you?
\nWith a monster device you will feel like a man
\nFrom now you will be able to satisfy every size – queen!<\/p>\n
Man empties gun at car, victim survives
\nWhy lie? I need money
\nBacterial infections are stopped by Amoxicillin<\/p>\n
We cure anything from headache to cancer
\nWorldwide delivery instantly to your home
\nGo here for guaranteed boner
\nIf you can’t beat CEOs … join them<\/p>\n
Free money
\nWanna beer?
\nSexually aroused
\nI can help you
\nWe go to cinema tonight<\/p>\n
Fucking fill this form
\nI wanna worry you
\nUniversal decision for men who want to stay men
\nWe will not let your manhood die … call us
\nYou are disqualified!
\nGet a degree
\nSuck it
\nList of conditions
\nGet your nice hair returned to you
\nYour friend in trouble
\nClick or cats gonna die<\/p>\n
Erase message after reading
\nWe’ve found your car
\nDon’t settle for less than 15x power!
\nRespond, please
\nMedications that you need<\/p>\n
We canceled the exam
\nWe canceled the conferences
\nForgot keys, forgot phone<\/p>\n
What’s this?
\nShocking! Rihanna was cursed
\nA giant outside
\nSitting by the well playing<\/p>\n
That shit made my day
\nCelebrate independence day with a hard boner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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