{"id":355,"date":"2009-02-20T02:10:41","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T01:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/t-machine.org\/?p=355"},"modified":"2009-02-20T02:10:41","modified_gmt":"2009-02-20T01:10:41","slug":"web-01-feedburner-google-say-f-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/2009\/02\/20\/web-01-feedburner-google-say-f-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Web 0.1: Feedburner + Google say &#8220;F*** YOU&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I attempted to login to Feedburner.<\/p>\n<p>I had to go through not 1, not 2, but three different adverts for &#8220;here&#8217;s why we&#8217;re forcing you to create a new Google\/Gmail account, you really want to do it, it will be good for you&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The third one has a link &#8220;ignore this and login to feedburner anyway&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>That link redirects back to the adverts. It didn&#8217;t last time I logged in, a mere week ago &#8211; back then, it did what it claimed to do: logged me in to Feedburner.<\/p>\n<p>This time, I clicked a dozen times, with waits in between, just in case it was a momentary glitch.<\/p>\n<p>Nope &#8211; Google\/Feedburner is engaging in some kind of sadistic schadenfreude designed to make Feedburner users collapse psychologically, and give-in and create Google accounts. Or, if like me they already have a Google account, to delete their Feedburner identities and throw away privacy, personal data, and any semblance of control of their online personas to instead merge their account IDs.<\/p>\n<p>(in some kind of surrealist nightmare, the final ad opens with the words &#8220;Moving to a Google Account is easy&#8221; (no, actually, it&#8217;s enforced), and finishes with the line &#8220;You don&#8217;t have to move today, but we&#8217;ll remind you each time you visit feedburner.com&#8221; (um, no &#8211; you&#8217;ve placed an auto-redirect that does, in fact, force me to &#8220;move today&#8221;. Bastards)).<\/p>\n<p>So. Feedburner? Google? You say: &#8220;F*** YOU&#8221;? Well, then, I say: &#8220;F*** you too; harder&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I attempted to login to Feedburner. I had to go through not 1, not 2, but three different adverts for &#8220;here&#8217;s why we&#8217;re forcing you to create a new Google\/Gmail account, you really want to do it, it will be good for you&#8221;. The third one has a link &#8220;ignore this and login to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,18,32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/new.t-machine.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}